13 Celebrity Couples That Probably Have The Craziest Sex2

By Rebecca Leib, Jul 12, 2010 in Pop Culture, Show News

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13 Celebrity Couples That Probably Have The Craziest Sex

Relationships are hard. You have to compromise, share the bathroom and still find time to find each other attractive enough to do the horizontal hokey pokey. Just ask Joe and Kate, a couple who are documenting their relationship (and sex life) in the hilarious KoldCast TV series, Joe & Kate. So, what makes relationships easier? GREAT SEX! In this list, KoldCast TV honors the celebrity relationships that we suspect stay together because of the banging bedroom time! Take note, Joe and Kate!

Joe & Kate, Episode 1: Vaginas..

1. Robert Pattinson & Kristin Stewart

We’ve GOT to believe these two pale, surly characters take some hints from the films they co-star in. Come on, who doesn’t like hot vampire sex? Though these two haven’t been together for long, we suspect their sex is hauntingly awesome.

2. Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt

We always knew Angelina was a wild child, but I bet her and Brad go at it when they have a free moment. From busy careers to managing their many kids to navigating the spotlight, we bet when Brangelina get down-and-dirty seldom, but when it happens it’s HOT HOT HOT.

3. Iman & David Bowie

Sex with the Bowie? Out of this world. Sex with Bowie when you’re supermodel legend Iman? It’s gotta be cosmic! Though these two are getting up in years, they are one of the sexiest couples around, and bound to bring their creativity and sultry natures to the boudoir.

4. Beyonce Knowles & Jay-Z

The B and the Z make awesome music and are known to have a hot relationship! Beyonce is pure sex and Jay-Z, former “big pimp,” probably isn’t satisfied with just missionary style. These two are R & B royalty, and we can only imagine that their bedroom time is just as bling as their spotlight time. Sexy beasts!

5. Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom

Khloe Kardashian is fun loving but also dramatic and brazen about her need for sex. Lamar is a sexy basketball star who swept Khloe off her feet. These lovebirds married after two weeks, so you know the heat is on. Then, they bought a banging house together…with a huge lovemaking bedroom. With the relationship being new and the hormones still on high, this couple is probably WILD!

6. Marilyn Manson & Evan Rachel Wood

Mismatched? Definitely. Hot sex? A guarantee. Goth rock King Marilyn Manson is a wild one. Have you seen his music videos? Evan is a young, hot Hollywood starlet. I’m sure that these two channel their inner (and not so inner) freak during precious alone time.

7. Heidi Klum & Seal

She’s a supermodel, and he’s got the voice of an angel. They’ve been fairly public about their steamy sex life and the odd places they’ve consummated said sex life (igloo, anyone?). Heidi and Seal – don’t break any laws, and you’re golden!

8. Joe Francis & Christina McLarty

He’s the Girls Gone Wild Guru, and she’s a politician’s daughter and political activist. Joe’s used to T&A, she’s used to Q&A! Together, their personalities come together into something sexy and seemingly forbidden! Will Joe settle down with this little lady? Maybe, if the sex stays crazy!

9. Danny Devito & Rhea Perlman

Come on, the sex HAS to be weird! These two character comedians have been together since 1982, so it’s about keeping it fresh. Can you imagine what they are up to as they enter their fourth decade in the bedroom? Yeah, baby!

10. Ozzy Osbourne & Sharon Osbourne

I bet they are into domination. Don’t you? Well, maybe mostly Sharon. These idiosyncratic personalities are gothic, hilarious, musically inclined and unique…and I bet the sex is, too. Lots of bats and eyeliner involved, and maybe some hair dye. KINKY!

11. Arnold Schwarzenegger & Maria Shriver

Ahhnold loves sex. We’re really curious about this couple. For one, Republicans go wild in the sack. And her a Kennedy Democrat? It’s part of their DNA! He’s an ex-bodybuilder, and I bet Maria is totally into some action-star roleplay! This couple has been together twenty-six years and are quoted as still being “totally hot for each other.”

12. Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer

Another vampire-fuelled love story. Anna and Stephen met on the set of “True Blood.” Anna’s admitted to being a bisexual, and both have hot, hot bodies. The result? A recipe for bedtime kinky. These two are engaged and are bound to keep their love lives spicy! Anyone into biting?

13. Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green

Megan oozes sexy and has been outwardly sexual in many interviews. This actress/model is the hottest thing right now and won’t be tied down to a guy who doesn’t fulfill, ahem, all of her fantasies. We bet these two keep things interesting, just like Megan’s off-screen persona.

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Rebecca Leib received her BFA in Fine Art and MFA in writing and hails from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. She is a Los Angeles based comedian and writer. Her work can be seen in the pages of many print and online publications, including Beautiful/Decay, Artillery Magazine, Blackbook, Tvgasm, Metrowize and Dailyfill. She has performed at the Second City Studio Theatre, UCB-LA, IOWest and the improv, and can often be seen brooding at sidewalk cafes.